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Now that the premiere for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens has come and gone one of the most striking things I noticed about the lead up to one of the most anticipated movies of the year is how much it resembled the excitement and gleeful anticipation of the Star Wars fandom pre-Episode One. Before The Phantom Menace graced the silver screen with the promise of revealing the events prior to the original trilogy, we had hope that questions would be answered and characters fleshed out in ways that Episodes IV, V, and VI couldn’t accomplish. The richly expanded canon of the novels and comics gave us an idea of the future for our heroes and villains in a galaxy far, far away, but Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith were supposed to provide us with the Star-Wars-Prequels1-600x300official backstory, the foundation of the Star Wars Saga from which the events of the original trilogy sprang.

It would be an understatement to say that millions of fanboys and fangirls cried out in confusion when the prequels turned out to be more spectacle than substance. Since then there’s been a bit of a jaded quality to the fandom. Oh sure, we still want more Star Wars, but even the hype surrounding The Force Awakens could be considered subdued at times, tempered with a guarded quality that spoke to our lingering distrust. As evidenced by the amount of fan-edits, analysis, and what ifs created in response to the prequels, it would be a bit like preaching to the choir while beating a dead horse for me to go on about how those movies fail on their own merit.

And before you get your Jedi robes in a twist, this isn’t an attack on Star Wars, the prequels, or the fandom. If you love the prequels, then that’s great. People like what they like and I’m certainly not one to begrudge someone their passions. While not my personal favorite trilogy, the prequels actually present an interesting look at the stagnation and piecemeal growth in Hollywood since The Phantom Menace premiered in 1999. In many ways, The Force Awakens is a direct response to the failings and innovations of the prequels, so in many ways they function more as a tent-pole for the entertainment industry and the movies that followed.

With that out of the way, let’s begin.

1. Prequels –> Low-Stakes Storytelling –> Suffering

The problem that we always come back to with the concept of “prequels” in general is the lack of stakes involved for characters we know are going to survive. Though the idea of going backwards to uncover the origins of characters we know and love is enticing, the story ultimately becomes a foregone conclusion. How can I be concerned for Obi-Wan in a life-and-death situation in Episode II when I already know he’s an old man in Episode IV? We see it throughout the prequels; fake-out moments meant to ratchet up the tension of whether or not Anakin, Yoda, or Obi-Wan might die only for them to emerge unscathed because of course they do. It cheapens the story by leading the audience to believe something they already know can’t happen.

That’s not to say that the characters in the prequels can’t be in life-and-death situations; they’re fighting a war, which means they’re putting their lives on the line everyday, but it’s the responsibility of the filmmakers to make those life-and-death moments count for something. That should be the purpose of a prequel, not just action pieces for the sake of action. The underlying story within the prequels is the fall of Anakin Skywalker, which puts the stakes of the prequels in the realm of the philosophical. How does a Jedi turn evil? How did Anakin become Darth Vader? In this case the action should inform those questions. Sure, Anakin is going to be in the midst of battle a lot but the very concept of War conflicts with the philosophy of the Jedi. And yet there they are, practically on the front lines where emotions are high and the ultimate goal is to subdue your enemy, usually by killing them.clones2

The prequels lower the stakes again by pitting the Jedi against armies of nameless, faceless robots. It gives the Jedi, Anakin specifically, an easy enemy to slay, one that holds no moral quandary and leaves the audience without the ability to sympathize and therefore question Anakin’s decisions. The closest the prequels comes to this conflict is in Attack of the Clones when Anakin kills the village of Tuskan Raiders out of revenge for his mother’s death. The subsequent scene where Anakin breaks down in front of Padmé should have been the jumping off point for the rest of the movies. Instead, it’s glossed over and used as an establishing scene to justify Anakin’s turn in the next movie without following through on the moral can of worms it just opened. The only saving grace of the prequel concept, at least for Star Wars, have been the Clone Wars and Rebels cartoon series as well as the animated feature by Genndy Tartakovsky. Through those cartoons, the Star Wars Universe, pre-A New Hope, has become a more richly populated world; one where the Empire’s rise and the fall of the Jedi are earned and the tragedy of Anakin’s fall is made all the more relatable.

Unfortunately, prequel-itis hasn’t left Hollywood, nor does it look like it’ll disappear any time soon. It’s become an easy way to cash in on a franchise, especially older franchises, without studios worrying about little things like character development, story, or whether or not the prequel even matches up to the films that came before it. When push comes to shove it’s about brand recognition. We live in a world where X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Hobbit trilogy, and Oz The Great and Powerful exist; and if the rumors are true we may be getting prequels to The Hunger Games. Even Lucasfilm and Disney are venturing, once again, into the arena with the planned young Han Solo movie and the upcoming Rogue One which focuses on the rebel fighters who steal the schematics for the Death Star between Episodes III and IV. One can only hope their writers understand that we’re willing to follow them if they give us a story worth telling.

2. There’s a Fine Line Between Fan Service and Pandering

What was the purpose of Boba Fett in Attack of the Clones? What did he do that added to the story besides being there so fans could recognize him by name? The same questions apply to Chewbacca, Jabba the Hutt, C-3PO, and R2-D2. The answer is nothing. They affect no change and they add nothing to the events going on around them. None of these characters needed to be in the preceding films. In fact, the presence of most of them raises more questions when lined up with the original trilogy. The reality of the situation is they were added for toy sales (see below) but it was also a case of playing to the audience’s nostalgia via a shorthand of familiar characters linked by an inordinate amount of coincidences that makes the coincidence- based plot of A New Hope look subtle by comparison.Young_Fett

Hollywood is still trying to find the right balance, though, and I don’t envy any creative teams who have to tackle this. With every franchise, adaptation, remake or reboot the line between fan service and pandering resets. There’s no easy formula because it largely comes down to story and characters. X-Men Origins: Wolverine is a repeat offender of pandering with no regard for continuity or the laws of physics. Yes, I know it’s a comic book movie, but I’m pretty sure I’ve read comics where better care was taken in grounding characters in some kind of believable reality. Movies like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the Transformers quadrilogy, and the Hobbit suffer from the same issues. On the other hand, a movie like 21 Jump Street makes multiple references without crossing the line mainly due to the story being told, the characters involved, and how much respect it has for the source material. Even The Force Awakens straddles the line repeatedly, to the point that it has near carbon-copy story beats from its predecessors. And yet the movie still works because while it does its job of giving the audience several moments of “Look, it’s that thing I know!”, especially on the Millennium Falcon, the film also gives us plenty of new things and characters to latch onto.

3. Unnecessary Explanations For Things That Don’t Need Explaining is Unnecessary

Midi-chlorians. Do I really need to get into how this one word changed how the Force was viewed in the eyes of the fandom? Yeah, if you were one of those people who believed the Force was the spiritual, mystical essence of life and the universe – something anyone could utilize given the right training – jokes on you because, according to the prequels, the Force is facilitated by the amount of bacteria in your blood! Because science? Actually, it was just a really lazy way of telling us just how strong in the Force Anakin was without, ya know, showing us through the visual medium of film. Why is it lazy? Because it’s never referenced again and yet midi-chlorians practically define what made the prequels a frustrating mess.Midi_Chlorians_by_A_Heart_of_Blades

There seems to be this insatiable need within franchises, prequels especially, to over explain what seemed like simple concepts in order to justify the existence of the film itself. The Exorcist prequels tried to chart the repeated meetings of Pazuzu and Father Merrin, Alien vs. Predator and Prometheus really wanted those xenomorphs and space jockeys to have a concrete origin story regardless of how much sense it made, and Monsters University believed that Sully and Mike’s college days were worth telling because we were concerned about how they met and became friends? I mean, if you were actually concerned, then I guess this worked out for you. Yay, you! Look, Hollywood, we’re okay with ambiguity. Not everything needs to be laid out for us to connect the dots. A little mystery is okay. We’re good.

4. No More Christ Figures And/Or Chosen Ones

One day I want to see a movie where every person has the initials J.C., that way the outcome wouldn’t be so predictable and I might actually care who lives and who dies. I know the Christ metaphor is as old as storytelling – at least after 33 – 36 A.D. – but it’s such a lazy way of trying to attach unearned importance on a character that I’m honestly taken out of the story the second I see it happening. It wasn’t enough that Anakin was super strong with the Force, nope, it turns out he was also an immaculate conception and may or may not be the Chosen One prophesied to bring balance to the Force.chosen one

The Chosen One/Christ Metaphor trope is also indicative of Hollywood’s preference for unnecessary explanations (see above). The most recent example is Pan. Supposedly the story of how Peter Pan ended up in Neverland, the movie goes out of its way to make Peter a prophesied hero instead of the spirited trickster that he was presented as in previous iterations. Pan misses the point of its main character because it wants there to be a reason for Peter’s existence in Neverland because happenstance doesn’t appear to be a good enough explanation.

Turning a character into a Christ Figure or a Chosen One is a surefire way to make them the least relatable person in the story. Putting the burden of fate or prophecy on them puts the burden of empathy and sympathy on the audience. We can’t spend the whole of the movie trying to find things to like about them. There has to be some instant commonality because if they’re elevated too high, then we can’t truly follow them. At least with the Harry Potter books and movies we didn’t know there was a prophecy until Order of the Phoenix, but once it was revealed it changed the way we viewed Harry, though not necessarily for the better. The Star Wars prequels, Man of Steel, and The Matrix all deify their main characters and shortchange them on personality, something that could, at the very least, make them entertaining. The result is the audience stops caring and loses interest.

5. CGI Isn’t King

Speaking of losing interest, one way of doing that is to create an entirely CGI world where human actors are standing, sitting, or barely walking on a green screen while expositing dialogue at each other. Okay, I’m willing to give George Lucas some leeway on this – mostly. While we’ve now reached the plateau when it comes to the overuse of CGI, the prequels were made in the interim years when the potential of all-CGI environments seemed new and innovative. The idea of Star Wars looking slick and updated was enticing as well. We could see the galaxy in a new light thanks to the technology finally catching up with the imagination of the filmmakers. Lucas certainly put a lot of time and energy into crafting the gorgeous environments of Naboo, Coruscant, Mustafar, and the like but it was at the expense of giving his actors room to, ya know, act.

What we’ve learned now is that CGI really shows its age even within the span of a year. Our eyes are now trained to see CGI, so when it’s done poorly we notice it quickly. CGI is best used as a means of enhancing the story not as the primary facilitator. Some filmmakers understand that, which is why films like Jurassic Park, District 9, and Pacific Rim still hold up. They found the balance between practical and visual effects. Other filmmakers haven’t quite figured it out, which is why we have the prequels, the Hobbit trilogy, and the Matrix sequels.coruscant

The most recent trailer for Disney’s live action Jungle Book shouldn’t really be called live action, I feel, since a majority of the movie will be mostly computer animated animals and an occasionally human child doing stuff. There’s a reason the Force Awakens team put out that featurette emphasizing the use of puppets, on-location sets, and the choice of film over digital cameras. It was a means of showing fans that Abrams and company had learned from the mistakes of the prequels. The egregious use of CGI over practical effects in a movie that’s supposed to be “live action” results in a lack of weight and physicality, which affects our ability to relate to characters on a human level. If we know the environment isn’t real, then we don’t feel the immediacy of their plight. We flinch at every punch and kick in the Daredevil tv series because they’re fighting and the impact is palpable with the people and the environment. A lot of limbs get cut off over the course of the prequels and it barely registers.

Part and parcel of the all-CGI environment, however, is the more nefarious agenda of…

6. Blatant Merchandising Within Movies

Yes, I know this isn’t a new thing, but the Star Wars Saga has been on the cusp of huge technological and cultural shifts that have changed how movies are marketed within the last four decades. The original trilogy is single-handedly responsible for the merchandising boom of genre movies in the 70s and 80s- there are action figures for background droids for crying out loud. A lot of that is due to Lucas being a smart businessman, but even by Return of the Jedi we witnessed the mad grab for toy sells with the introduction of the Ewoks (buy a fuzzy sci-fi teddy bear, kids!) and a slew of new vehicles like landspeeders and chicken-walkers. The prequels practically put the original trilogy to shame where merchandising is concerned. The hard push on Jar-Jar Binks, the inclusion of familiar characters, and the all-CGI environments were thinly veiled attempts to cash in on Star Wars fandom through action figures, play sets, and, more importantly, video games.Anakin_conveyor_belt (1)

Within Episodes I – III there is an obvious set piece meant to be a level in the upcoming video game; Phantom Menace had the pod race, Attack of the Clones the droid conveyor belt, and Revenge of the Sith the battle between Obi-Wan and Anakin on Mustafar. Their placement is obvious because each sequence goes on far longer than they have any right to and the actual function of the scene devolves into spectacle. All for the sake of giving gamers young and old a reference point, a level to look forward to when the game comes out. The sequences, however, come at the expense of the movie’s pacing and the chance for more character and/or plot development.

Obviously this mentality hasn’t gone away. The Hobbit trilogy, more so than the Lord of the Rings trilogy, had overlong sequences meant to be video game levels (the barrel ride through Mirkwood, for example) but were also deliberately designed to pad the running time of the movie as a means of justifying the decision to make a three hundred page book into three movies. Even Episode VII has sequences that are sure to be video game levels, but the difference is in the execution of the scene and how the characters are involved. Rey’s piloting of the Millennium Falcon, Poe and Finn’s escape from the First Order, and the trench run on the Star Killer are obvious set pieces for game levels, but they’re also sequences that don’t drag and keep us rooting for the characters. They keep us engaged instead of boring us to the point of noticing the marketing ploy.

But the one thing that still seems to elude Hollywood, especially when it comes to merchandise is…

7. Women Love Genre Movies and Want to Buy Stuff

You’d think this wouldn’t be such an issue, but even after the release of Force Awakens and the obvious heroine that is Rey there’s still a complete dearth of official Star Wars products marketed to, or featuring, women. We went through this with the lack of Black Widow merch for both Avengers movies and Captain America: The Winter Soldier and it isn’t letting up. The hashtag #WheresRey has been trending since the Force Awakens premiered as children (girls and boys) and their parents have come up empty finding Rey action figures or seeing her represented in toy sets. Not only is it part of a larger conversation about women led movies as viable properties but it’s also part and parcel of the gender gap within the Star Wars canon.reybb8

In the last five years we’ve seen movies featuring female leads make bank at the box office. Frozen, The Hunger Games, Twilight, and Mad Max: Fury Road are just some recent examples. The Force Awakens counts as well based on the numbers rolling in post-release date. And yet there’s still an enormous blind spot in merchandising and marketing where young girls and women are concerned. The very idea that women would like, let alone want, merchandise based on a popular movie or genre that isn’t a princess movie seems to cause aneurysms with executives for all of the mental gymnastics they have to go through. It’s not hard to see the reason, however, when one considers that the marginalization of women where merchandise is concerned is a direct result of the marginalization of women within genre movies.

The prequels are just a piece of the greater puzzle that is the relationship between women and genre movies. Unless it’s a romantic comedy, any movie in the realm of science fiction, fantasy, westerns, pretty much anything action-oriented still applies the 2:1 ratio of male to female characters. If you have four or five leads odds are only one of them will be a woman. It’s Hollywood’s version of inclusion. They’re marketing the movie to men, but the female character is thrown in the mix supposedly so women will have a character to draw them to the film when it’s really just another marketing ploy for men; a sexy woman to stare at while the male characters act out the power fantasy.

Viewed in this way, it isn’t hard to see how the original trilogy and the prequels took their cues from this formula. In Episodes IV-VII there are only four women featured and three of them have barely a minute of screen time. In Episodes I-III the only substantial addition to the female population of the galaxy is Padmé Amidala and her role is essentially reduced from Queen turned senator to wife, mother, and dead. It isn’t until the Clone Wars and Rebels cartoons that we get a variety of female characters in Ahsoka Tano, Asajj Ventress, Hera Syndulla, and Sabine Wren. Finding their action figures or any kind of official merchandise, however, boils down to a search on eBay.

The greatest innovations in Hollywood aren’t visual effects, but the audience. We’ve become more savvy, more inquisitive about the ins and outs of making movies. We’ve also become more vocal, willing to speak out when we see something that doesn’t sit right. There are definitely strides being made, but the system is the system because it’s managed to work for so long. It’s going to take time, but there are definitely people listening and some of them have some clout in Hollywood. Some of them are making movies in a galaxy far, far away.

star-wars-the-force-awakens-posterWhile I plan on doing at the very least a podcast episode about Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, I thought I’d just you all in on how I reacted on a more visceral level to the latest installment in the Star Wars Saga. The short answer is I thought it was great and I recommend everyone go see it. The movie is a fantastic opening chapter to a three-arc story and I can’t wait for Episode VIII! I definitely want to do a more traditional review, but I really want to see the movie again – or a few more times – before getting into the nitty gritty of it.

With that said…

Before going into the movie I was:

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When the opening crawl started I was:

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When I saw Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) I was:

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When I saw BB-8 I was:

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When I saw Finn (John Boyega) I was:

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When I saw Rey (Daisy Ridley) I was:

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And the trio are all:

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And when I saw Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) I was all:

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Watching the action I was all:

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And when they fought with lightsabers I was:

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And when some dude tried to get in the way of my viewing I was:

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And when that thing happens (you know what I’m talking about), I was:

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And when [REDACTED] showed up I was:

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But overall, after the movie, I was:

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And anyone who starts talking to me about Rey being a “Mary Sue”, I’m gonna be:

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And bonus International trailer!!

Yeah I know we’re at least two years away from this being any sort of reality, but if Warner Bros. and DC Comics want to make that June 23rd, 2017 release date, then they’re going to have to assemble a cast some time soon. I’d say San Diego Comic-Con would be the best place for such announcing, but I’m not holding my breath. Anywhoozle, Featured_Batman-WonderWoman-Superman_EWwhile Gal Gadot’s acting prowess as Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman has yet to be seen, there are a number of actresses who would do a bang up job filling the ranks of Diana’s sister Amazons. While no one is certain how much time will be spent on Themyscira, it’s still important to feature the Amazons in some significant way. The Amazons, like Diana, can embody a wide range of archetypal and modern roles, but you need the right actresses to pull it off.

So, here is just a small offering of actresses who could grace Themyscira with their presence. This is only scratching the surface, mind you, because there are a lot of Amazons.

 

 

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Was there really any doubt that she’d end up on this list? One of the breakout characters on HBO’s Game of Thrones, Gwendoline Christie’s Brienne of Tarth has been responsible for a lot of “fuck yeah, Brienne!” moments as the character evolved amidst the War of Five Kings and her interactions with Catelyn Stark, Jamie Lannister, and Podrick Payne. Through it all, Brienne stubbornly maintained her core tenants of loyalty and honor, naming her sword Oathkeeper as a constant reminder of who she is and the promises she made to Renly Baratheon and Catelyn Stark. Christie’s work as Brienne has led to roles in The Hunger Games and the upcoming Episode VII of the Star Wars Saga, both of which have cast her in warrior-type roles. Casting her as an Amazon wouldn’t be that far out of left field and I can easily see her as a confidante to Diana or one her primary antagonists on Themyscira. Either way, a fight scene will ensue and it will be glorious!

 

 

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The breakout star and personality of Orange is the New Black, Laverne Cox has proven herself to be an amazing actress as well as a compassionate and compelling representative for the transgender community. The presence of Cox in the ensemble cast of women emphasizes the importance of media representation and acceptance of who she is rather than dictate who she should be. The fight for complete LGBTQ acceptance continues, but it would say so much if Laverne played a character who stood side-by-side with Wonder Woman in battle or counseled her on Paradise Island, not just as a transgender woman but also as a woman of color. Of all the characters in the DC Universe, Wonder Woman has the most love and compassion for all living beings, but especially women, and certainly the solo film should find a way to display that whether through actions or dialogue. So far, Warner Bros. and DC have been proving their openness to casting people of color within their ensemble tv shows like Arrow, The Flash, and the forthcoming animated series Vixen and spinoff miniseries Legends of Tomorrow. The casting news for the movies have followed suit with Jason Momoa as Aquaman and Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman. There is a willingness on the part of WB and DC to diversify and the Amazons would certainly embody such a philosophy.

 

 

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Probably everybody’s first choice for Wonder Woman, especially if this had been back in the days of Firefly. Had WB actually put the green light on Joss Whedon’s Wonder Woman script, Gina Torres’ casting in the lead role would have been a moot point because “duh”! Unfortunately, we don’t live in that reality, but that doesn’t mean Torres can’t have a role in shaping the Wonder Woman universe. The epitome of the “strong female character”, Torres has had a number of roles that make her casting as an Amazon a no brainer. From Nebula on Hercules: The Legendary Journeys to Zoe on Firefly and Jessica Pearson on Suits, Torres is a powerhouse actress with a loyal fanbase that would lose their minds if she showed up on Themyscira. Plus she already played Super Woman in Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths, the evil equivalent of Wonder Woman. She’s got this, so, yeah, WB get on it!

 

 

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If you’ve been watching Orphan Black, and I’m pretty sure you are, then you know exactly why Tatiana Maslany should be an Amazon. Playing no less than nine separate characters as part of Project Leda, Maslany has given each clone a distinctive voice and personality, which one really can’t appreciate until one clone has to impersonate another. Trust me, it’s brilliant. Her ability to fluidly transition from psychopath to soccer Mom is amazing and I’m pretty sure Warner Bros. would be missing out on a huge opportunity if they didn’t attach her to one of their DC movies. Wonder Woman makes the most sense right now, but who knows what movies lie in the future? There’s no shortage of potential for Amazon movies or build a movie around her amongst the myriad magical characters currently in need of an actress to bring them into the forefront.

 

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I love Michelle Yeoh! Even when she’s in mediocre movies like The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, I still love her because she’s often the best part of those movies. A dancer turned martial arts actress in China, Yeoh gained fame from Western audiences after her appearances in Tomorrow Never Dies, Memoirs of a Geisha, and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. It’s worth noting that Pierce Brosnan referred to as the “female James Bond” because of her professionalism and skills as a combat actress. Yeoh was also in one of my favorite movies, Sunshine, where she gets a beautifully shot death scene if I do say so myself (and I do). Yeoh’s presence in Wonder Woman, especially on Themyscira, would further show that the Amazons are a multicultural society and a safe haven for those lost at sea.

 

 

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All the Sleepyheads out there will agree that one of the best things to come out of Sleepy Hollow has been the relationship between estranged sisters Abbie and Jenny Mills played by Beharie and Greenwood respectively. More so than Mills and Ichabod Crane’s bond as witnesses, Abbie and Jenny’s reunion and their slow climb towards forgiveness and understanding has been a highlight of the show, for me at least. On their own, Beharie and Greenwood kick all kinds of ass defending Sleepy Hollow from the forces of evil, but whenever the two share scenes together it’s a wonderful display of actresses feeding off the other and elevating what could be considered very campy material. I believe that they would bring that same energy and elevation to Wonder Woman, working together or separately.

 

 

Rila Fukushimathe-wolverine-yukio

Yes, I know she’s already played Katana on Arrow and Yukio in The Wolverine, but here’s the thing: she was the best part of The Wolverine. Really, every scene she shared with Hugh Jackman was worth watching and I would’ve loved to see a movie all about the various adventures of Yukio and Logan, especially when the movie indicated that might happen towards the end. Then they did the Days of Future Past tag and all my hopes and dreams were dashed. As far as her role on Arrow, the WB has confirmed they have no plans to connect their movies and television shows, so why not put Fukushima on Themyscira? She can fight, she can deliver a good one-liner, it’s really just a matter of time before someone casts her in a franchise-related role. I can’t think of any better place than an island of Amazon warriors, can you?

 

So those are my picks, but who do you think should show up on Paradise Island? Let me know in the comments!

One trailer shy of a Furious 7 joke. Sigh.

I know a lot of people are concerned that the bubble’s going to burst on movies geared towards those of the geekier sort. If, however, the quality of the six movies whose trailers dropped within the last two weeks is any indication of their quality, then I think we’re good, where movies are concerned, for the next couple years. The last four days alone have seen most of those trailers released into the murky atmosphere of the internet, so I thought I’d go ahead and give you my thoughts on these films based on the most recent and previous trailers.large_trailer

Spoiler alert: I plan to see all of these films. I may have reservations about a few, some more than others, but I’m also the type of person who likes to experience the entire movie before I decide whether it’s the new love of my life, the biggest assault on the senses since Batman & Robin, or a disposable piece of fluff.

I’m just that type of girl. Go figure. Anywho, on to the trailers.

Second spoiler warning: The Terminator Genisys trailer gives away the biggest twist of the movie, so if you’ve managed to avoid it and want to remain in the dark I’d recommend scrolling down really, really fast and move on to the next trailer at a furious pace!

Jurassic World – June 12, 2015

Since the first trailer dropped I’ve been on board with the concept of Jurassic World as the logical extension of the original Jurassic Park (1993). Park and World share the same themes of scientific and corporate hubris with World upping the ante as the genetically modified dinosaur created to boost attendance wreaks havoc on the park. Previous trailers and clips have shown the movie will definitely be calling back to some of the more well-known moments in the first film while sticking to the tried and true formula of monster movie scares, dinosaur fights, and possibly some philosophical discussion about blah, blah, blah and oh my God Chris Pratt on a motorcycle riding with his velociraptor hunting pack! Ahem. Sorry, what was I talking about? Anyway, at the very least the movie promises to at least be visually stunning with each park attraction having a very Disney-esque immersion happening. And I know this is wishful thinking, but if there’s any chance Jeff Goldblum’s Ian Malcolm could make a for real cameo, I’d consider this movie a win.

Terminator Genisys – July 1, 2015

Yeah, I’m not sure why a trailer was made that gives away what would arguably be the biggest mind-blowing moment in the movie, but there ya go. Either the filmmakers and the production company really think Arnold Schwarzenegger’s return to the franchise will put butts in seats just because or they’re really worried no one will see this movie because the last two installments didn’t do them any favors. To be fair, the premise is intriguing. With all the time travel that goes on in the myopic missions of machines trying desperately to eliminate one dude from the timeline, the idea of alternate timelines and what if scenarios actually makes sense. Of course, the type of time travel setup in the Terminator movies requires time to be linear otherwise John Connor’s future would keep changing. There’s also the notion of fate and fixed points in time because the machines keep sending assassins to kill John and his mother and yet they never succeed. But I’ve already put too much thought into this movie. Sorry, time travel as a narrative device is one of those things I obsessively pick apart. But hey, Emilia Clarke looks like a rad young Sarah Connor!

Ant-Man – July 17, 2015

I like the trailers for this movie more and more. Yes, it’s disappointing that Janet Van Dyne, a founding member of the Avengers has been all but written out of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but here’s hoping that Evangeline Lilly’s Hope Van Dyne will become the Wasp and give Ant-Man a run for his money! After the teaser trailer left something to be desired based on the performance of previous Marvel trailers, this one definitely makes up for it in every way possible. Better jokes showing off Paul Rudd’s endless charm as thief turned hero, Scott Lang, and a nice hero turned mentor dynamic set up between Lang and Michael Douglas’ older Hank Pym. Since Hank was also a founding member of the Avengers in the comics, it’ll be interesting to see how they incorporate the Ant-Man origins into a world where superheroes have only been a recent thing. Plus, I’m really digging the effects as Ant-Man and Yellowjacket shrink and grow during their fights. Even though the climactic battle will occur in Scott’s daughter’s room among her toys, director Peyton Reed promises there’s much more to it than just a cute shot of an epic battle on a Thomas the Tank Engine.

Fantastic Four – August 7, 2015

The Fantastic Four…with powers! Much better, 20th Century Fox. Like Ant-Man, the Fantastic Four teaser trailer didn’t exactly wow anyone, but this trailer feels like we’re getting a better idea of what the movie will actually be about. Yes, the premise for Marvel’s first family has always been a bit hokey, but there’s plenty to work with as the crux of the movie will center on Reed Richard’s genius that leads to the discovery of another dimension and ultimately changes him and his friends into superpowered heroes. Oh, and Doctor Doom is there too. Doooooom! Reed’s sense of responsibility and his guilt are a huge driving force behind the character so I’m interested in seeing how this will play out in the movie. Crucial to this is the friendship between Reed and Ben Grimm, so hopefully the dynamic between Miles Teller and Jamie Bell has some meat to it. Otherwise we’re just looking at four strangers who happen to get cosmic powers, live together and have their lives taped. Like a superhero Real World. So, yeah, I like what I see from director Josh Trank so far. The effects look amazing and there was actually some humor. Thumbs up for now!

Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens – December 18, 2015

As someone who only looks at Star Wars through the movies (I know, I know Clone Wars and Rebels are part of the canon), I held out a lot of hope for Episode VII after being terribly disappointed by the prequels. Thankfully, it looks like J.J. Abrams will be doing right by the franchise because I love every friggin’ second of this trailer. The opening shot of the Star Destroyer is gorgeous and Luke’s narration made all the goosebumps happen. Do I really need to explain how awesome that final shot was? Do I? It’s Han and Chewie, for cryin’ out loud! This looks like the movie we’ve been waiting for as the older generation gets ready to pass the baton down to the next. How John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, and Oscar Isaac’s characters factor into the universe post-Return of the Jedi still remains unclear, but that’s part of the fun. If all I have going into this movie are the ridiculously awesome visuals, then I’m still going in content with my ignorance of the plot. I want to be surprised by this movie and fall in love with Star Wars all over again.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – March 25, 2016

Okay, not gonna lie, I’ve been down on the burgeoning DC Cinematic Universe for a while. Not because I dislike DC Comics, quite the opposite. I’ve been a DC fan since before I can remember, but Man of Steel was so underwhelming – for me – that it’s going to take a lot to change my mind about what this franchise can offer. At the very least, Batman v Superman holds promise. It won’t be out for another year, but I’m hoping Chris Terrio’s script tackles the rivalry and eventual friendship of Bats and Supes in a way that at least makes sense despite borrowing heavily from Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns wherein their decades long friendship falls apart. Throw in a dizzying amount of cameos from other DC heroes and it’s quite the ambitious start on the road to Justice League. The religious connotations are, of course, present. Looks like Zack Snyder will be following up on the destruction of Metropolis and what it means to have a superpowered “savior” among us. Supes and religion isn’t new territory and Snyder isn’t shying away from the obvious symbolism, so hopefully the script handles it with some subtlety…please? Other than that, Henry Cavill still looks great as Superman and Ben Affleck looks good for the few seconds we get of him as Bruce Wayne and Batman. I’m pretty sure people will be griping about the “Batman gravel” in his voice, but those things don’t bother me. I just want to be able to walk out of a theater next March pumping my fist in the air and shouting “Yeah, Bats and Supes!”

So those are the most recent trailers. What did you guys think? Which movies are you the most excited for and does the trailer factor into that excitement?