Non-Spoilery, All-Reaction Review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Posted: December 20, 2015 by Sam in Movies, Review
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star-wars-the-force-awakens-posterWhile I plan on doing at the very least a podcast episode about Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, I thought I’d just you all in on how I reacted on a more visceral level to the latest installment in the Star Wars Saga. The short answer is I thought it was great and I recommend everyone go see it. The movie is a fantastic opening chapter to a three-arc story and I can’t wait for Episode VIII! I definitely want to do a more traditional review, but I really want to see the movie again – or a few more times – before getting into the nitty gritty of it.

With that said…

Before going into the movie I was:



When the opening crawl started I was:



When I saw Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) I was:

ex machina


When I saw BB-8 I was:



When I saw Finn (John Boyega) I was:



When I saw Rey (Daisy Ridley) I was:



And the trio are all:



And when I saw Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) I was all:



Watching the action I was all:



And when they fought with lightsabers I was:



And when some dude tried to get in the way of my viewing I was:

sit down


And when that thing happens (you know what I’m talking about), I was:


And when [REDACTED] showed up I was:



But overall, after the movie, I was:



And anyone who starts talking to me about Rey being a “Mary Sue”, I’m gonna be:


Han Great


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